Mary Lee let's jump the turnstile
It's been awhile and I wanted to say
You're very dear to me

Found out in therapy

Sandra Jane let's play in your school-yard

You're so smart, I just want to tell you
You're very dear to me
You and your chemistry


Oh, and you will find
That it's the defects of our minds

Which brings us here
t-t-t-t-together


Veronica from Bedford, Williamsburg
You're so elite with your feminist purse
You're very dear to me

Despite your poetry

Eustacia, bounding and gagging

You're such a thrill, I put you right on the pill
You're very dear to me
Now have your way with me


Oh, and you will find
That it's the defects of our minds

Which brings us here
t-t-t-t-together