Jangling Jack

Goes Yackety Yack


Visits the home of the brave


Hails a fat yellow cab




Jack wanna celebrate


Jack wanna big drink

Driver drops him at a bar


Called the Rinky !@%^




Jack pushes through the door


And he crosses the floor


Tips his hat to a man

Grinning in the corner





Going do da do, going do da do

Going do da do, going do da do





Says, I'm Jangling Jack

I go do da do


I wanna Rinky !@%^ Special


I wanna little umbrella too




And he flops on his stool


Sees the grinning man laugh

So Jack laughs back


Jack raises his glass




Says, God bless this country


And everything in it


The losers and the winners

And I said, good guys and the sinners





The grinning man says

Buddy it's all Yackety Yack


Whips out a little black pistol


Shoots a bullet in Jack




I hear now Jangling Jack do da do, do da do

Jangling Jack, do da do, do, do


Jangling Jack, do do do, do

Jangling Jack, do da do, do, do




Hey buddy




Jangling Jack flies off his seat

Crashes through the door

Lands in a heap on the street




Hears his mother's voice

Going, do da do


Jack is shouting, mummy, mummy

Mummy is that you?




He sees the berserk city

Sees the dead stacked in piles

Sees the screaming crowd

Screams, where am I?




Going do da do, going do da do

Going do da do, going do da do


Oh yeah



Jangling Jack, do da do, da da do

Jangling Jack, do da do, do, do


Jangling Jack, do da do, do, do

Jangling Jack, do da do, do, do




Oh, mummy, mummy



Well, Jangling Jack

As a matter of fact

Crawls through the crowd

Back into the bar



Jack crawls to his stool

Jack drags himself up

Falls back down on his $$#

In a puddle of blood



Going goodbye mummy

Goodbye ma

Then Jack doubles over

And he vomits and dies



Going do da do, going do da do

Going do da do, going do da do

Oh yeah



Jangling Jack, do da do, da da do

Jangling Jack, do da do, do, do

Jangling Jack, do da do, do da do

Jangling Jack, do da do, do, do