Nerd Life lyrics

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NERDY GANGSTA RAP lyrics : "Nerd Life"


Ay yo
I grew up in the mean streets of a gated neighborhood
You know I be living that hard life
I got a temporary tattoo of Mario on my hand cause I'm so hardcore
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Allow me to introduce myself
got seven plaques up on my shelf
work at Intel tech support
I rule at quidditch, no other sport
they tell me to call myself Michael on the service phone lines
but my real name is Sanjay Dasguptasinghpatolai
I've had a fear of pretty girls since I was the age of 5
but now they all just love me when I'm fixing up their hard drives
I don't play around, I gotta get it right
I'm king of chemistry, call me Walter White
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So put your swords up
swing em around
ladies know I'm the best trainer in town
I got a white belt, I know how to fight
put on your glasses and live the nerd life
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I'm nerdy, I'm sturdy, I'm built real tough
I'll kill your laptop cause I go so rough
Everyday, RPGs (Role-Playing Games) and FPS (First Person Shooters)
take off my shoes and slap your breas
I put my thumb drive in that FAT32 (a file system on Windows and Mac computers)
I'll RAM (Random Access Memory) all night till I make that screen turn blue
I run like QWOP (an online game about a messed up runner) and I will not stop
Don't worry baby cause I'm always on top
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So put your swords up
swing em around
ladies know I'm the best trainer in town
I got a white belt, I know how to fight
put on your glasses and live the nerd life
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I said hold up, hold up, hold up girl, I'm busy now
I'm playing team deathmatch, let me finish this round
Every time I'm typing code, man I don't get mad
It always says System Error: too much swag
hey you see that girl, seeing how she rolls
it seems that her graphics card is outta control
we'll try to impress her and be cool guys
but instead we walk away cause we're really shy
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So put your swords up
swing em around
ladies know I'm the best trainer in town
I got a white belt, I know how to fight
put on your glasses and live the nerd life
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My name's Bentley, work for tech support
booties on the 'tube (YouTube), hit 'report'
LARP (Live Action Role Play) every day and I'll never quit
steal my hot pocket and I'll throw a fit
I swear to God I'll show you affection
it'll hit you in the face with a yeast infection
girls come and check my kickass tablet
working all night on them Java applets
Jay on the mic, I'm so damn lyrical
only use metric, no empirical
I don't brush my teeth, I got that Bluetooth
I walk around my neighborhood in a wizard suit
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So put your swords up
swing em around
ladies know I'm the best trainer in town
I got a white belt, I know how to fight
put on your glasses and live the nerd life




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