Feminists don't have a sense of humor
Feminists just want to be alone (boo-hoo)
Feminists spread vicious lies and rumor

They have a tumor on their funny bone

They say child molestation isn't funny

Rape and degradation's just a crime (lighten up, ladies)
Rampant prostitution, sex for money (what's wrong with that)
Can't these chicks do anything but whine


Dance break
Woo-hoo

(Take it off)

They say cheap objectification isn't witty, it's hot

Equal work and wages worth the fight (sing us a new one)
On demand abortion, every city (okay, but no gun control)
Won't these women ever get a life


Feminists don't have a sense of humor (poor Hilary)
Feminists and vegetarians

Feminists spread vicious lies and rumor
They're far too sensitive to ever be a ham
That's why these feminists just need to find a man


I'm Dennis Kucinich, and I approve this message