The stripper mummy's death dance causes shiver and earthquakes
Out of the tomb comes sexy zombies, dead corpses awakes
The restless headless horseman is looking for his hat

A guana smelling witch is eating coffinnails with a bat
Upstairs the frenzy she-devils tempts with wild mad sin, you know
I recommend infernal torment demented bondage are go


Back in that old haunted cathouse
Where everybody used to go - All pleasures were for free

Back in that old haunted cathouse
If only I could turn back time, that's where I would be


Bloody Mary and King Kong is kissing while lost souls cry
Hand in hand watching meteors and stars on the midnight sky
A ghastly crew of wicked men arrive in the batmobile

Klingon's drunk flying their UFO - Oooh, what a thrill

Back in that old haunted cathouse

Where all my friends used to go - All pleasures were for free
Back in that old haunted cathouse
If only I could turn back time, that's where I would be


Back in that old haunted cathouse
Where all my friends used to go - All pleasures were for free

Back in that old haunted cathouse
If only I could turn back time, that's where I would be


Back in that old haunted cathouse
If only I could turn back time, that's where I would be
Back in that old haunted cathouse

If only I could turn back time, that's where I would be

Back in that...(this is where things get a little out of control!)...old haunted

cathouse...