Tried to save the trees
Bought a platsic bag
The bottom fell out

It was a piece of crap

Saw it on the tube

Bought it on the phone
Now you're home alone
It's a piece of crap


I tried to plug in it
I tried to turn it on

When I got it home
It was a piece of crap


Got it from a friend
On him you can depend
I found out in the end

It was a piece of crap

I'm trying to save the trees

I saw it on TV
They cut the forest down
To build a piece of crap


I went back to the store
They gave me four more

The guy told me at the door
It's a piece of crap