I'm a dirty old man
I do what I can
Tryin' to make a livin'

I'm a dirty old man

I like to get hammered

On Friday night
Sometimes I can't wait
So Monday's alright

It's a battle with the bottle
I win it alright
But I lost another round

In the bar last night

I'm a dirty old man

I do what I can
Tryin' to make a livin'
I'm a dirty old man


Yeah I'm gonna get fired
For drinkin' on the job

Got caught with the boss' wife
In the parkin' lot
I'm gonna get killed

For doin' this again
But I just can't help it
It's under my skin


I'm a dirty old man
I do what i can

Gonna get hammered
And do it again


I'm a dirty old man
I do what I can
Tryin' to make a livin'

I'm a dirty old man

I gotta bag a frozen pees

I use on my knees
I injured from beggin
And tryin' to please

If you believe that
I'm losin' my fat
Got a workout program

And a new rubber mat

I'm a dirty old man

Do what I can
Tryin' to make a livin'
I'm a dirty old man


I'm a dirty old man


It's a battle with the bottle
I win it alright
But I lost another round

In the bar last night

I'm a dirty old man