featuring Fearless

Yo, I'm like lately seeing like,

Many man-a coming up with funny little !@$#s and ting but,
When I'm on a !@$#in' ting, no lie I'm on a blankin' ting,
And if you feel my %#@!, I'm on a thankin' ting

But if you bring a pretty girl around me,
I'm on a spankin' ting, it's no wankin' ting ai
See me I'm on a stancin' ting, forever more I shall be the !@$#in' king


So if you wanna come hotel, don't waste time,
Only get one chance, don't get nine,

like kartel said mi @@#!y longer than mi nine
so back it and call it bump 'n' grind
I'm a man, you're a female,

And I hate when a chick make her bum look big on Facebook
But they can't back there rows in detail,
Don't bring your pictures, don't know your emails


Yo, I'm a hard worker but I'm not a grime MC,
So anytime I get a day off I like writing angry lyrics

for my friends,reminiscing about the days,
When we used to lick a lot of shots on the block and go to girls hostels (Aah!),
Shank them then leave their best friend,

You're the %#@! to my shoe, dad shoulda splashed on the floor in your mums face

Hey, if you're a duku man, you've gotta be stackin' up duku plans,

No fools round here, no lulus man,
You man are spooky, you do voodoo (You do voodoo?)


What planet are you on you must be cuckoo,
I don't wanna put a thing in fifis hands,
'Cause you're real definite and make it, go duku

We're supposed to have rules, not lulus,
Never have I seen a man run that fast,
I'm surprised that he never done a poo poo (fart noise),

I dunno dickhead beenie man's cousin,
#~!!@ lick it more than a dozen
I did ask Tulisa, and she told me that:

(?I will never shag a man unless I love him!?)
Zagaza, I wanna be fake ragamuffin,
How can you let one man like me make two grown men like you start dussin'

Never talk to their friends when they come and start duckin'
You bein'a buggin', wanna talk %#@! behind my back,
When you see me start runnin',

You bein' heavy like a ton full of bricks, N-Dubz got a bag full of hits,
You and your boys are back full of bricks, if we come to your party,
You know we're gonna leave with all of the chicks


If you're a duku man, you've gotta be stackin' up duku plans,
No fools round here, no lulus man,

You man are spooky, you do voodoo (Dooks tell me?)

What would you if you're in a club dancin',

A man rollin' with his girlfriend on a sad ting,
And she starts givin' you the eye like it's a bang ting,
I know what I would do I ain't rampin' (Dooks)

I would take her to the toilet, put her in a sink,
Give her willy, till they by dem wink
Don't think I'm buyin' you a drink, you are not my girlfriend,

your just another link, I don't care what you think

When I die, don't bury me,

By the way things are goin', I might die early,
I hate MCs that get away with swag lines like:
I'm a killer and no one can hurt me

Yo
When I die don't bury me, freeze me,
By the way things are goin' I might die easy,

I hate MCs that come out with dead lines like:
many man think that I'm living in a dreamland,
thinkin' that they canplay two notes, on a keyboard,

And come up with a song like ours,
Your mixtape stinks like a fart (fart noise),
My album's a !@#% in the charts, half a million of my CDs got shift like hot cakes over the counter

So could you please stop standin' in the west, when you can't even sell
2 of them in an hour, go go cobunion,
I come chew wid a shank then done dem,
Im from a place called North West London,
I heard your mum's got bunions fam, what!