Well Jesus Christ was an only child
He went down to the river
And he drank and smiled

And his dad was oh-so-mad
Should have insured that planet
Before it crashed

Working real hard to make internet cash
Work your fingers to the bone sitting on your $$#
I know now what I knew then

But I didn't know then what I know now
Penny found out as her hair was styled
You should hide you kids

While the dogs run wild
Jesus Christ was an only child
He went down to the river

And he drank and smiled
And his dad was oh-so-mad
Should have killed that little $#&@er

Before he even had