Woke up this morning on the beach,
Started walking, it's my regular routine.
I was on the search for some diamonds,

Let me tell you just what I've seen.

I saw...


a castle with a view,
fields of bamboo,

guy from Kung Fu,
a giant screw,
a kangaroo,

some chicken stew,
and the woman who lived in a shoe.


I saw...

a white whale,

the holy grail,
Pirate ships without a sail,
air mail,

volcano fail,
pyramids not to scale,
and some things I should not go into detail.


You never know what you will find
shaping a world that's in your mind.

See for yourself and walk with me

A world of wonder, a land of beauty.

Across the mountains and over the sea
but I still haven't found any diamonds.



I've been walking around for miles,
still no diamonds to be found.

Maybe I should look underground.

I started digging a hole,

drilling through dirt, then I fell through,
landed in some water.
What have I gotten myself into?


I saw...


Lava lake near the core,
Kratos from God of War
mushroom spore,

liquor store,
statue of dumbledore.


Wooden shed with a bed,
spiders and the undead,
arrowhead,

loaf of bread,
giant spool of golden thread.


I saw a sparkle in the dark.
I put my axe right through that mark.
At last found me some diamonds.

Oh I'm so happy I could ride a pig!