Woah-oh-oh
(Don't let your momma know)


You can have the sex with me
(Woah-oh-oh)
Money back guarantee

(Woah-oh-oh)
We can make a $#&@ machine
(Woah-oh-oh)

A $#&@ machine

You can have the sex with me

(Woah-oh-oh)
We can make a baby or three
(Woah-oh-oh)

We can make a $#&@ machine
(Woah-oh-oh)
A $#&@ machine


Now we don't care
If you're a girl or a toy

If you're a game or a boy
If you're nerd or a !@^%
This %#@! is so bad

It could win a Grammy
This dick is so sick
We could start a family


Now this calls for a celebration
With a little in vitro fertilization

You're comin' for us
We're comin' for you
You're comin' for us

We're coming' for all of you

You can have the sex with me

(Woah-oh-oh)
Science fiction fantasy
(Woah-oh-oh)

We can make a $#&@ machine
(Woah-oh-oh)
A $#&@ machine


You can have the sex with me
(Woah-oh-oh)

How bad could it be?
(Woah-oh-oh)
We can make a $#&@ machine

(Woah-oh-oh)
A $#&@ machine


(Don't let your momma know)
(All right! )
(Go-go-go-go)


You can have the sex with me
(Woah-oh-oh)

Money back guarantee
(Woah-oh-oh)
We can make a $#&@ machine

(Woah-oh-oh)
A $#&@ machine


You can have the sex with me
(Woah-oh-oh)
We can make a baby or three

(Woah-oh-oh)
We can make a $#&@ machine
(Woah-oh-oh)

A $#&@ machine

(Woah-oh-oh)