Two hookers and an eight ball
Can you believe that I write this %#@!
Two hookers and an eight ball

Stupid people thinkin' I am cool

I definitely give myself props

And that way I always get what I want
I always try to keep my edge
With two hookers and an eight ball


^!$$% for all the stolen goods
As I rock that ^!$$%s and get freaky-deaky

With a front row ticket for all of my (*##$es
'Cause my mamma said to pick the very best one


Two hookers and an eight ball
Can you believe that I write this %#@!
Two hookers and an eight ball

It ain't that $#&@in' hard

I'm standing up to all my abuse

Inexperience is where I lose
I'm struggling to keep my edge


With two hookers and an eight ball
Baby, for all the fine ladies
Falling out of my Mercedes and into the eighties

With a bad case of rabies and a high-top fade

Two hookers and an eight ball

Can you believe that I write this %#@!
Two hookers and an eight ball
Stupid people thinkin' I am cool


I'm not that $#&@ing wonderful
No no no

I thought I told you to go

I'm not that $#&@ing wonderful

No no no
I thought I told you to go


I'm not that $#&@ing wonderful
No no no
I thought I told you to go


Puppy dog
Puppy dog


Eight ball ^!$$%'s for all the stolen goods
I rock them (*##$es and get freekydeeky

With the front row tickets for all of my (*##$es
'Cause my momma said to pick the very best one


Two hookers and an eight ball
Can you believe that I write this %#@!
Two hookers and an eight ball

Stupid people thinkin' I am cool

Two hookers and an eight ball

Can you believe that i write this %#@!
Two hookers and an eight ball
Stupid people thinkin' I am cool