Sleeping very soundly on a Saturday morning
I was dreaming I was Al Capone
Rumor going 'round, gotta clear outta town

Smelling like a dry fish bone
Here come the Law, gonna break down the door,
Carry me away once more

Never, never, never want it any more
Gotta get away from this stone cold floor


Crazy
Stone cold crazy, you know


Rainy afternoon, got a killer typhoon,
Playing on my slide trombone
Anymore, anymore, cannot take it anymore

Gotta get away from this stone cold floor

Crazy

Stone cold crazy, you know

Walking down the street,

Shooting people that I meet,
Bullet in my tommy-gun
Here come the deputy, try $#&@in' gettin' me,

Gotta $#&@in' get up and run
They got the sirens loose
I run right outta juice

They're gonna put me in a cell, if I can't go to
heaven
Let me go to hell


Crazy
Stone cold crazy, you know