I'm gonna break every heart I can
I'd be a find-'em-and-fool-'em man
I'm gonna dedicate my whole life to this one plan

Well if I live and have enough time
I'll get evil with the woman kind
I'm gonna break every heart I can in everyone I find

I'm gonna think of lotta good lies
I'm gonna laugh when a woman cries
I'm gonna have myself a style to recognize

I'm gonna travel all around the world
I'd be a friend to the sweetest girl
I'm gonna break every heart I can

And all my name ain't Merle
Well if I ever get around to you
You gonna know about the things I do

They gonna tell about the harm
I've done in the latest News
Cause if I live and have enough time

I'll get evil with the woman kind
I'm gonna break every heart
I can in everyone I find

I'm gonna break every heart I can
I'd be a love-'em-and-leave-'em man
I'm gonna dedicate my whole life to this one plan

Well if I live and have enough time
I'll get evil with the woman kind
I'm gonna break every heart I can in everyone I find

I'm gonna break every heart I can in everyone I find