Champion to underdogs, a big damn hero,
across the Whedonverse we never shoot second to Greedo,
we soar like leaves on the wind, demand Equality Now,

women and men united, independent and proud.
And no purple belly big bad is gonna keep us off track
our fearless leader Joss Whedon's got our back

so relax and smile knowing stories like this exist
and anytime you're bummed out you can escape into them


Vamp Slayer! Like a Joss!
Browncoat! Like a Joss!
An Avenger! Like a Joss!

Bad Brotha! Like a Joss!
From a cult hit cancelled
causing pain and misery

to the biggest box office
opening in history


Bad mother$#&@er like a Joss of course,
I'm spittin on this track to my love and support,
from Toy Story to Dollhouse to Cabin in the Woods,

if you give him half a chance he"ll deliver all the goods.
Magic like Willow Rosenberg, not Warwick
so make like Fury or harris, just cover two eyes kids,

kill of your favorite characters, torment and harm them,
at least not as ofthen ad George R R Martin


Vamp Slayer! Like a Joss!
Browncoat! Like a Joss!
An Avenger! Like a Joss!

Bad Brotha! Like a Joss!
From a cult hit cancelled
causing pain and misery

to the biggest box office
opening in history


I've been a fan since high school, thought Buffy was cool
lets face it, it ruled.
This dude spun stories that would help me get through

lifes many obstacles and challenges,
taught me to stay on track and prove myself astonishing.
Firefly to Serenity, antiquated neilsen ratings

versus a verse of Browncoats wanting longevity.
So gorram haters just clear out the room
it's Joss Whedon through the ceiling

like the Hulk krakathroom!

Vamp Slayer! Like a Joss!

Browncoat! Like a Joss!
An Avenger! Like a Joss!
Bad Brotha! Like a Joss!

From a cult hit cancelled
causing paint and misery
to the biggest box office

opening in history

Done the impossible, thats just my favorite living writer,

in the mediums he chooses never loses any fire
its the J to the O to the double S WHEDON,
Joss is boss, cross my heart, I really mean it.


Vamp Slayer! Like a Joss!
Browncoat! Like a Joss!

An Avenger! Like a Joss!
Bad Brotha! Like a Joss!
From a cult hit cancelled

causing pain and misery
to the biggest box office
opening in history