[Master P]
It was a late friday night and a chill was at the club
I was kind typsy from smokin that bud

Walked to the bar seen this (*##$ fine & Tender
The b*tch at the counter aske a ^!$$% couldnt remember
looked in her face a perfect redbone

took her to the hotel till the chill yo was on
she started rubin & massagin my chest
she said why you were a bullet proof vest

I sai (*##$ cause im to deep up in this
but just handle your buissness
she reached for my dick like a dipstick

and grabbed my nuts and started to kiss
I rubbed my fingers against her face
before we did it popped in the Marvin Gaye tape

[Marvin Gaye]
Theres nothing wrong with me $#&@in you
[Master P]

but back to the story all right
I guess its time to $#&@ cause off went the lights
(*##$ was kinda hot

didnt have a rubber but a ^!$$% still hit that @@#!
side to side back to front she put wip cream on my dick & swalloed the###
I flipped the (*##$ over one more time

but the (*##$ was to kinky to be mine
I looked at my watch said ohh %#@!
I got a concert to do (*##$

she said I guess its time to go, would I ever see you again?
I said probably so
but I didnt know it would be that soon

cause after the concert a ^!$$% dick turn blue
and when I see her Im gonna kill that (*##$ damn
she did do suckin to my dick


[Chorus]
Ohh %#@!, (*##$ what did you do to my dick [x4]


Chill man pull this mother$#&@er I gotta take a piss damn
Ohh Ohh (*##$ Ohh im gonna kill that (*##$ god my dick burnin

Chill man bring me to the mother$#&@in hospital