(feat. The Real Untouchables)
[Sonya C]
This is station KMLN

And we're sitting here with rap star Master P
Leader of The Real Untouchables
Master P, where are you from?


[Master P]
The ghetto


[Sonya C]
Now that you are living in Beverly Hills

Has anything changed?

[Master P]

Well...not really

[Sonya C]

Master P, would you like to say anything to the people
Who think that you couldn't make it?


[Master P]
Yeah, $#&@ em'


[Sonya C]
So Master P, what's life to you?


[Master P]
Life to me ain't nothing but (*##$es and money


[Master P and DJ scratching]
Life..life...life...life
Life...ain't...nothing...but...b-(*##$...(*##$es and money


[Hook]
Life ain't nothin' but (*##$es and money ((*##$es and money)

Life ain't nothin' but (*##$es and money ((*##$es and money)

[Verse 1]

It all started way back in the day
When this (*##$ named Brenda used to give a ^!$$% hay
So just listen to the words I say

And if you a man you've experienced foul play
You know the hoes, the ones that act funny
That don't say %#@! till ya whip out some money

Then a (*##$ start jockin'
Next thing ya know ya at the hotel rockin'
I can't have a (*##$ cause we didn't have no money you was a trip

So you makin' that mail, it's kind of risky
You thinkin' $#&@ she thinkin' rags to the riches
So this the %#@! you gotta beat

Meet a freak before ya fall for another man's freal
But if ya laugh, ain't a damn thing funny
Cause ya like P, life ain't nothin' but (*##$es and money


[Hook]


[Verse 2]
I'm the K-I-N-G, don't avenge me
Don't think cause I'm stingy

I want cash, I don't flash
Ask my (*##$, $#&@ the dash
Rollin' in the street in a fresh $$# Rolls

Checkin' out the (*##$es and the funky hoes
Ooh who is this behind the tinted glass
A (*##$ named Gina wanna give me some $$#

Well next week call the honey
Cause life ain't nothin' but (*##$es and money


[Hook]

[Verse 3]

My Vette, clean as %#@!
I see some hoes lookin' they wanna ride in it
(*##$es think a ^!$$% can tap for some $$#

Open like a $#&@in' convertible runs off of gas
So open on up and start pumpin'
Cause that don't be workin' hoes get something for nothin'
Man life ain't nothin' but (*##$es and money


[Hook]

[Verse 4]
I love money...and (*##$es too
The ones as sweet as honey

But when she $#&@s up, she's gotta go
Don't let her stay but the cash flow
I could give a damn about a stupid ho
(*##$ ya can't make me rich this I know
This is behind me

I need big dollars and $#&@in' thick (*##$ behind me
And I'ma get them to thinkin' hope
But I ain't $#&@in' with em' if they broke
Cause money attracts money
And when ya ain't got none all ya days are funny

Just like my boys said
When ya got a pocket full of money
Everything is funny
Ain't that the truth Ruth
With a pocket full of dough $#&@ a (*##$, hella fun
And afterwards she will cease

All I care about is (*##$es and money

[Hook]

[Verse 5]
I think it's all types of games bein' played
But to a (*##$ these days the looks ain't %#@!

Unless these ^!$$%s pay
Look here bro' ya gotta suffer
Cause a mother$#&@er with trues and Vogues got all the hoes
Don't even cuss, she think a ^!$$% is hustle
The more ya make the more she take
Bring her to dinner think of desert
Come up with an empty plate

This to them young hoes
There's money, meals, and haves
This another way ya feel up Mike and Thomas and rock Ruth
So don't take it personal hoes just keep runnin'
And to the fellas out there, you know how it goes
Life ain't nothin' but (*##$es and money