FT. KING PIG
This is Mario I have King Pig right here next to me
He is snorting I can not help my ears I have to put some water caps in my ears.

Because there making me really excited that I have to and right now Im hyper.
Im gonna have to party when I am purple
But if you do not like it, too bad for you cause I like it. If you dont like it I like it so too bad for you

And now Im gonna go to bed
Get on my Pjs and then Im going to put on my sleeping helmet and my sleeping jock.
And Im gonna start to go to bed


I had a dream about smelly moldy cheese
I had another dream about a devil

And I also had a dream about eating a massive marshmellow, but when I woke up,
MY PILLOW WAS GONE!


I was like "wait did I just eat my pillow?"
King Pig's like "*snort* WHAT THE HECK DID YOU JUST DO?!"
Im like "hey its not my fault what happens when you have a dream about eating a massive marshmellow!"

So then King Pig is just like "HEY IM GONNA TELL MOMMMA!"
then momma walks in shes like "hey why is there a llama there?"
then Im like "thats not a llama thats SANTA CLAUS!"

Then mommas like "thats not santa claus thats a llama you llama brain!"
then Im like...


WAIT WHAT
I AM
PURPLE

NOT DENY
IF YOU
DENY

EXPLODING MUSHROOM WILL KICK YOUR HEAD!

I have a dream about eating a massive marshmellow

WHAT WHAT?!