I'm as fake as e wedding cake
And I'm Vague and I know that I'm homopolitan
Pitifully predictable

Correctly political

I'm the new, I'm the new, new model

I've got nothing inside
Better in the head and in bed
At the office

I can suck and I smile
New, new, new model


I can choke and diet on !@%!e
I'm Spun and I know
That I'm Stoned and Rolling


Lifelike and poseable
Hopeless and disposable


I'm the new, I'm the new, new model
I've got nothing inside

Better in the head and in bed
At the office
I can suck and I smile

New, new, new model

Don't let them know how far you go

Or that you use you "lovers"
Oh look, you're like a VCR
Stick something in to know

Just who you are you

New, new, new model