I know a place where the grass would be greener
If every day would not turn into an all nighter
Sippin' Dr. P (epper) (slurp)
Too many circuits to be soldered
(I need more caffeine)
The girl's getting wet (so wet)
Cuz physics makes them hot and bothered
(Haha she loves that subject)
Don't go to orgo
That's what I'd say if you stayed up late
But you should go to bed frosh
Cuz ditch day is tomorrow
Caltech gurls
They're undeniable
Only cuz there are so few
But rest assured of the
Complicated shit they know
They are smarter than me,
Maybe smarter than you
Caltech gurls
They're unforgettable
Cuz they shot me down
So many times
It's ok I fell in love with
Stoke's fluid flow
And the asymptotic
Distribution of primes
Homework sets (ugh problem sets) on the beach:
That's what I thought before I came here (God dammit)
You know we're freaks like MIT
The only difference is we're better (Well obviously)
You can travel the world
But nothing comes close
Cuz we finally beat Harvard (Yeah, that doesn't rhyme)
So east coast gurls suck it
Cuz college rankings are
The only things that matter
Caltech gurls
They're undeniable
Only cuz there are so few
But rest assured of the complicated
Shit they know
They are smarter than me,
Maybe smarter than you
Caltech gurls
They're unforgettable
Especially the ones
That look like men (uh oh)
And what's so freaking messed up
About this place is
I'm still attracted
Attracted to them (Emotionally)
Toned, tan, fit and ready
The only tan these girls know is from trigonometry
Wow, wow, wow, west, west coast,
Most these girls have the right to boast
Cuz sure they scored perfect on the SAT and sure
They chose Caltech over MIT and sure
They can wrap their heads around
Whatever they found
While creepin' so soundly
In Millikan library
As their eyes grow weary
And they fantasize about the Nobel Prize
And they dream for the b-ball team
That one day
They can win another game ya know
Maybe a handful are kinda hot
But us Caltech boys ain't nothing we got
That could live up to
My precious few
Those Caltech gurls
Best in the world
Caltech gurls, best in the world c-c-Caltech gurls
Best best in the world Caltech gurls (sex sounds sex sounds)
California Institute of techno (haha California Institute of Techno-oh- oh-oh)
California Institute of Techno
(all my Caltech gurls , Put your hands hands hands
Put your hands up, hands uppppp)
Caltech gurls they're undeniable
Only cuz there are so few
But rest assured of the complicated shit they know
And I will always love, I'll love you.
Send "Caltech Gurls" Ringtone to your Cell 
If every day would not turn into an all nighter
Sippin' Dr. P (epper) (slurp)
Too many circuits to be soldered
(I need more caffeine)
The girl's getting wet (so wet)
Cuz physics makes them hot and bothered
(Haha she loves that subject)
Don't go to orgo
That's what I'd say if you stayed up late
But you should go to bed frosh
Cuz ditch day is tomorrow
Caltech gurls
They're undeniable
Only cuz there are so few
But rest assured of the
Complicated shit they know
They are smarter than me,
Maybe smarter than you
Caltech gurls
They're unforgettable
Cuz they shot me down
So many times
It's ok I fell in love with
Stoke's fluid flow
And the asymptotic
Distribution of primes
Homework sets (ugh problem sets) on the beach:
That's what I thought before I came here (God dammit)
You know we're freaks like MIT
The only difference is we're better (Well obviously)
You can travel the world
But nothing comes close
Cuz we finally beat Harvard (Yeah, that doesn't rhyme)
So east coast gurls suck it
Cuz college rankings are
The only things that matter
Caltech gurls
They're undeniable
Only cuz there are so few
But rest assured of the complicated
Shit they know
They are smarter than me,
Maybe smarter than you
Caltech gurls
They're unforgettable
Especially the ones
That look like men (uh oh)
And what's so freaking messed up
About this place is
I'm still attracted
Attracted to them (Emotionally)
Toned, tan, fit and ready
The only tan these girls know is from trigonometry
Wow, wow, wow, west, west coast,
Most these girls have the right to boast
Cuz sure they scored perfect on the SAT and sure
They chose Caltech over MIT and sure
They can wrap their heads around
Whatever they found
While creepin' so soundly
In Millikan library
As their eyes grow weary
And they fantasize about the Nobel Prize
And they dream for the b-ball team
That one day
They can win another game ya know
Maybe a handful are kinda hot
But us Caltech boys ain't nothing we got
That could live up to
My precious few
Those Caltech gurls
Best in the world
Caltech gurls, best in the world c-c-Caltech gurls
Best best in the world Caltech gurls (sex sounds sex sounds)
California Institute of techno (haha California Institute of Techno-oh- oh-oh)
California Institute of Techno
(all my Caltech gurls , Put your hands hands hands
Put your hands up, hands uppppp)
Caltech gurls they're undeniable
Only cuz there are so few
But rest assured of the complicated shit they know
And I will always love, I'll love you.
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