Christmas day, stuck in the seventies
Play all day with your Scalectrics
Oh my god, I got a tomahawk

How sweet life can be

No X-Box and no computers

We just used our imagination
A leather football was perfection
What more could you want?


Sleep through the Queen's speech
'Cause it means nothing to me

Zulu's on, the Milk Tray's out
So it must be love


The ghost of Christmas has come
The ghost of Christmas has come


Hot Wheels on the dinner table
Too much sherry with mum unstable
She's acting like Evil Knievel

Oh yes, I am blessed

Drink some sparkling wine

Watch Morecambe and Wise
Christmas Top of the Pops
Thank God, the world has stopped


The ghost of Christmas has come
The ghost of Christmas has come

The ghost of Christmas has come
The ghost of Christmas has come


The ghost of Christmas has come
The ghost of Christmas has come
The ghost of Christmas has come

The ghost of Christmas has come