20ft. high on Blackpool promenade
Fake royalty second hand sequin facade
Limited face paint and dyed black quiff

Overweight and out of date

20ft. high on Blackpool promenade

Fake royalty second hand sequin facade
Limited face paint and dyed black quiff
Overweight and out of date


Oh well


American trilogy in Lancashire Pottery
American trilogy in Lancashire Pottery
Is so $#&@ing funny, don't you know

Is so $#&@ing funny, don't you know

All American trilogy in used up cars and bottled beer

All American trilogy the futures dead, fundamentally
It's so $#&@ing funny, it's absurd
It's so $#&@ing funny, it's absurd


20ft. high on Blackpool promenade.


I wish I was in Dixie
Hooray! Hooray!
In Dixie Land, I'll take my stand

To live and die in Dixie

[Excerpt taken from the song 'Dixie' by Daniel D. Emmett (1859)]