Rappers talk like felons but they're all fake villains
Madchild 'bout to erupt like Mount St. Helens
I don't give a $#&@ if I hurt your feelings

Get your helmet cracked, I'm a silverback gorilla
Yeah! This is quantum physics
+Little Monster+ will stomp on you daunted midgets

I've lived a life full of wrong decisions
I got condoms for conjugal visits
with blonde haired midgets, monsters, mongrels and wizards

This is on-going, I'm throwing bombs in a blizzard
This is calculated long division
I got a strong condition, my funds are insufficient

It was a really $#&@in long intermission
Now I'm goin all out, and I ain't askin for permission
While I gather up my arsenal, you couldn't wrap a parcel

You're a harsh farce marshmallow with a arsehole
I don't wear bar clothes, I'm not gettin a bar code
Tatted on my arm bro, you couldn't hit a barn door

My aim's perfect, it ain't worth it
Perfectly wired circuitry, hurt you like I'm Hercules
Then paint my face cause inside I'm a dark circus freak

Lurking through the forest with a black axe handle
Wax candles, droppin acid drinkin Jack Daniels
A masked vandal, I'm a victim of a bad scandal

The Mad's Rambo, commando in a black Lambo'
Used to gamble back when my head was scrambled
Now I'm Foghorn Leghorn eatin a hambone

Playin in a jamboree with a tambourine eatin a tangerine
A backpack with a change of clothes and couple cans of beans
Wait I sounded like Yelawolf there, I wonder if he'd care

He seems like a pretty good guy, he probably won't mind
So back to bein Madchild, opposite of fragile
People think I ought to rat style, $#&@ Madchild


$#&@ Madchild man! $#&@in ex-$#&@in junkie
Who does he think he is?

Tryin to come back and have a rap career
Isn't he $#&@in Canadian? He's not even allowed into America...