[Mac Dre:]
As the world turns, these are the days of our lives...
So it be told, so it was said... so it was read

Put the kids to bed...

I must warn ya... before I spit this next %#@!

Parental discretion is strongly suggested
One night I was grindin', out in the rain
Rollers caught me slippin', took a dive in the game

Caught five and some change, shipped to high desert
That's when I met him, this ^!$$% Edgar
This ^!$$% Edgar was cool, soon became my relly

We formed a tight bond, he was more than a celly
Shared with him pictures of me wife and kids
It wasn't no thang, %#@!, he showed me his

Didn't know he was a fake, a cheesecake
But the story unfolds on Edgar's release date
Edgar went to my house, bumped my (*##$

Slept in my bed, and played with my kids
Ain' that a (*##$? - I didn't trip, have fun
Just let me talk to my daughter, and my son

Every six-hundred, don't like it no more
And I don't think you really should be callin' no more
Oh no, I'ma have to murder

My dear wife, I'ma have to hurt her
It was a cold gloomy day when I got parole
Caught my man with the powder then I scored me some blow

Then I sat and I drank, got high as Eddie Cane
Prayed to the Lord and went and got my thang
Went to this fool house, in my pick-up

The kids get out at 2:00, someone will have to pick up
Then sure enough, up they rolled
Never in my life has my blood ran so cold

I didn't care, nor did it matter
It's murder when you $#&@in' with my morals and standards...
My morals and standards... my morals and standards...