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LYFE JENNINGS lyrics : "Statistics"

Alright alright alright yall settle down settle down settle down.

If you don't know where you are this is STATISTICS 101

and I'm your teacher LYFE JENNINGS in the flesh baby.

Books out. Let's go!


[CHORUS]
25% of all men are unstable

25% of all men can't be faithful
30% of them don't mean what they say
and 10% of the remaining 20 is gay


That leaves you a 10% chance of ever finding your mate
That means you better pay attention to these words that I say

I'm gonna teach you how expose the 90%
and show you what to do to keep the other 10.


RULE #1
Don't be a booty call
If he don't respect you girl he gon forget you girl


RULE #2
If he's in a relationship

If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you

RULE #3

Tell him that you're celibate
And if he wants some of your goodies he gon have to work for it


RULE #4
Be the person you wanna find
Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime


STATISTICS!


15% of all men got a complex
15% of all men don't practice safe sex
20% of them come from homes without a father

and there's a 50/50 chance that you'll marry a coward

Something to think about when you're taking a shower

Something to swallow when you're drinking bottled water

I'm gonna teach you how to expose the 90%

and show you what to do to keep the other 10

[REPEAT CHORUS]


Be patient! He's waiting!
You don't gotta settle for that

Leave what is past alone!
Get you a backbone!
Stop being (sorry for) yourself!


Have you no checklist?
It's gonna take patience

Time is still wastin'

Don't be a booty call

If he don't respect you girl he gon forget you girl

If he's in a relationship

If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you

Tell him that you're celibate

and if he wants some of your goodies he gon have to work for it.

Be the person you wanna find

Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime.

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