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Its time to take my drunk $$# home...
I drank all the whiskey and my moneys all gone...

Hit on all the girls, sang every song...
Its time to take my drunk $$# home...


Well i worked all week
So i could come here
Have a good time and an ice cold beer

But 1 turned to 10
and 10 turned to 20
and 20 plus an empty bottle's too damn many


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Well it seems that I, misplaced my shirt
I cant find my keys for all this parkin lot dirt
My fall back plan, has done got sad

Cause my ex-girlfriend aint lookin half bad

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"Help me up..... Aw put me back down put me back down"


I sucker punched my best friend
And the bouncer head locked me on stage with the band
I I look like hell...

I feel like %#@!...
I think its time i call it quits...


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Yea its time to take my drunk $$# home

I twisted up my ankle, cant find my cell phone
Yea my lips all bust and my buzz is gone...
Its time to take my drunk $$# home...


If yall agree, then sing along
Its time to take, my drunk $$# home...


"oh somebody call me a cab, please"