[Intro]
Warning! This album contains Ludacris material

Parental discretion is advised
So kids cover your eyes and close your eyes
Otherwise you're about to witness HISTORY

The thoughts and views expressed on THIS album
are a direction reflection of the new generation
So without further ADIEUX

I bring to YOU, that ^!$$% named Luda

[Ludacris]

HEY! I be that ^!$$% named LUDA give a round of applause
They say I'm up to no good, I'll say I'm down for the cause
Down for whatever goes down, I'm strapped down to my drawers

So if you up for some stitches then I'm down for some scars
Down to make 'em GET DOWN, stop playin and pause
There's two things I'll never break and that's my word and my balls

So here's a temporary fix for your permanent flaws
This album helps you to RELEASE cause life is irkin us all
Enough to make you wanna break %#@!, no longer will I take %#@!

From ANY of these clowns cause I'm TIRED of this fake %#@!
I'm ready for some action, ready with a passion
Like pots with the steam I'm ready to get it crackin

It's six years and countin if you think I'm a joke
Me gettin served is like Bill Gates and Oprah goin broke
It's 'bout time they gave it to me, I'm the reignin champ

Your favorite rapper went to Ludacris' trainin camp
Beotch!


[Outro]
Yeah shawty! (That's right)
On the real I feel you on that

Man I'm tired of all these fake-ass ^!$$%z homes
(Hell yeah shawty) Ay ay, this your boy Lil' Black
Representin that zone-trey you feel me

All these ^!$$%z ay, I told y'all hoes that I'm the man
I told y'all homey ^!$$% just need to get to the money man
Stop $#&@in with homes man, feel me?


I JUST WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SAID ABOUT OPRAH!
DON'T NOBODY TALK BAD ABOUT OPRAH!

YOU JUST LOST A FAN

Man Joe, I'ma tell you what the bid'ness is

You $#&@in with a true player, true and recognized, ya dig?
Y'all already know the demo, Scary Larry sweet big-ass punks
If you ain't $#&@in with my guy, What is yo' life about?

Kick rocks, SKEEZER please!

Yo God, man Chris can kiss my $$#

He remember me, I was at the club right there with him
He he coulda got me in
I mean I went to Benjamin Banneker high school with him

I knew him before all the fame
That's how you gonna do your people man?
That's how you gonna do your folk?


Yup! Tch man I used to cook for this ^!$$%
See he done come over to my house the other day

Talkin 'bout, he don't eat beef and he don't eat pork
And my homegirl was over there and she was like
"Girl he look so tall on TV!"

I said, "Girl I told you he was short"
Maaaaaaan, I don't give a damn
I looooove that ^!$$%!