Won't you be my chauffeur
Won't you be my chauffeur
I wants him to drive me

I wants him to drive me downtown
Yes he drives so easy I can't turn him down


But I don't want him
But I don't want him
To be ridin' his girls

To be ridin' his girls around
So I'm gonna steal me a pistol, shoot my chauffeur down


Well I must buy him
Well I must buy him
A brand new V8

A brand new V8 Ford
Then he won't need no passengers, I will be his load


Yes... take it away...

Wanna let my chauffeur

Wanna let my chauffeur
Drive me around the
Drive me around the world

Then he can be my little boy, yes I'll be his girl