It's lovely to see you,
Fall off the stairs,
Breaking your skull in two


There's nothing you won't do
IV with air,

Pull the plug and say I do

Beware in the bed

I might cut off your head,
you choke me blue with the pillow tie,
this love was never alive,


[chorus:]
It was hate at first sight for us darling

The lady and the tramp rabid and snarling,
Awkward lovers and charmers worth mauling
It's a match made in hell, cupid's squalling


Your scent's fascinating
For maggots and worms,

Eating your flesh away

You say my eyes are engaging

To watch when I burn,
Going pop in the flames


Beware in the bed
I might cut off your head,
You choke me blue with the pillow tie,

This love was never alive,

[chorus x3]