Some people might like to get a train to work
Or drive in in a Beamer or a merc,
Some guys like to travel in by bus,

But I can't be bothered with the fuss today
I'm going to take my bike,
Coz once again the Tube's on strike.

The greedy !@$(s want extra pay
for sitting on their arse all day
even though they earn 30K .

So I'm standing here in the pouring rain,
Where the $#&@'s my $#&@ing train?


London Underground
London Underground
They're all lazy $#&@ing useless cunts

London Underground
London Underground
They're all greedy cunts I want to shoot them all with a rifle.


All they say is "Please mind the doors",
and they learned that on the two day course,

This job could be done by a four year old.
They just leave us freezing in the cold.
What you smell is what you get

Burger King and piss and sweat
You roast to death in the boiling heat,
With tourists treading on your feet

and chewing gum on every seat,
so don't tell me to "Mind the gap"
I want my $#&@ing money back.


London Underground
London Underground

They're all lazy $#&@ing useless cunts
London Underground
London Underground

They're all greedy cunts I want to shoot them all with a rifle
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The floors are sticky and the seats are damp,
Every platform has a $#&@ing tramp,

But the drivers get the day off when we're all late for work again,

London Underground

London Underground
WaWa Wankers , They're all Wankers ,
London Underground

London Underground

Take your Oystercard, and shove it up your arsehole