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LOGIC lyrics : "Randolph Returns (Skit)"

(Dial)

(Phone ringing)


[Vanessa]
Visionary Music Group, this is Vanessa speaking. How can I help you?


[Marty Randolph]
Hi, uh, I was just wondering, is Chris Zarou available right now?


[Vanessa]
Oh, I'm sorry. Chris is in a meeting with Barry White at the moment. Can I take a message?


[Marty Randolph]
Oh, no, no, that's alright. Is Logic there?


[Vanessa]
No. Logic isn't here.


[Marty Randolph]
Oh, um? well, do you think, by chance, I could have his phone number, please?


[Vanessa]
His phone number?


[Marty Randolph]
Uh, yeah? well, I-I already had his number. It's not like that. I just? misplaced it?


[Vanessa]
Who is this?


[Marty Randolph]
Oh, um? My name's Marty, Marty Randolph.


[Vanessa]
You can leave a message if you'd like.


[Marty Randolph]
Yeah, I'm just gonna be one hundred percent honest with you? um, I need his number. Can you just give me Logic's number? Please? Please? Can you just gimme, gimme, gimme?


[Vanessa]
I'm sorry. I'm not aloud to divulge that information.


[Marty Randolph]
No, what you don't understand, it's- its's not like you're divulging informa- I already had it. It's just?I need you to just open up your little black book and- Jesus Christ! C'mon!


[Vanessa]
Well, Mr. Randolph, there's nothing more I can do for you.


[Marty Randolph]
Alright, (*##$, you're gonna give me that $#&@ing number right now! You're gonna loo- on your computer or book or whatever the hell you're looking at, and you're gonna give me his !@#$ number, because he was supposed to sign with me, not Visionary and go do awesome things with Def Jam! What the $#&@ is that %#@!?


[Vanessa]
If you keep speaking to me like that, Marty, I'm gonna have to hang up on you.


[Marty Randolph]
Oh yeah! Yeah, you're gonna hang up on me? You're gonna hang up on Marty Randolph? I da- no, I double-dog $#&@ing dare ya', you !@#%! Now, gimme the number!


[Vanessa]
Visionary doesn't pay me enough money to deal with this %#@!!


[Marty Randolph]
Yeah? That's cause Visionary ain't %#@!! And you're not %#@!! And $#&@ing Logic isn't %#@!! And I was supposed to have him first! He was supposed to sign his soul! (Some kind of wine) Just give me the number! $#&@!


[Vanessa]
$#&@ you, and have a good day! (Hangs up phone)


[Marty Randolph]
? Hello? Eh- Have a good day.



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