I woke up alarmed
I didn't know where I was at first
Just that I woke up in your arms

And almost immediately I felt sorry
'Cause I didn't think this would happen again
No matter what I could do or say

Just that I didn't think this would happen again
With or without my best intentions


And whatever happened to a boyfriend
The kind of guy who tries to win you over?
And whatever happened to a boyfriend

The kind of guy who makes love 'cause he's in it?

And I want a boyfriend

I want a boyfriend
I want all that stupid old %#@!
Like letters and sodas

Letters and sodas

You got up out of bed

You said you had a lot of work to do
But I heard the rest in your head
And almost immediately I felt sorry

'Cause I didn't think this would happen again
No matter what I could do or say
Just that I didn't think this would happen again

With or without my best intentions

And I want a boyfriend

I want a boyfriend
I want all that stupid old %#@!
Like letters and sodas

Letters and sodas

I can feel it in my bones

I'm gonna spend another year alone
It's $#&@ and run, $#&@ and run
Even when I was seventeen

$#&@ and run, $#&@ and run
Even when I was twelve


You almost felt bad
You said that I should call you up
But I knew much better than that

And almost immediately I felt sorry
'Cause I didn't think this would happen again
No matter what I could do or say

Just that I didn't think this would happen again
With or without my best intentions


And I can feel it in my bones
I'm gonna spend my whole life alone
It's $#&@ and run, $#&@ and run

Even when I was seventeen
$#&@ and run, $#&@ and run
Even when I was twelve