Leave the station
Somewhere down in east
Oh baby, across the nation

Looking for some fun
And some hey down hey
Tell the conductor you're heading

For the @@#!tail car
Yes you are
That is where I'll be with my sweet

Ooh, la la, hey
If you're tired of
That day after day ride

And you wanna get off
All aboard the night train
Like a smooth alligator

All aboard the night train
Such a cool calculator
All aboard the night train

Like a smooth operator
All aboard the night train
Such a cool calculator


What a beauty
Listen how the engine wails on the rails

Sing it to me
Come and play your tunes
Up and down my scales

Such a sweet melody
Reach out, the sky is wide
And the night is long

When you're right by my side
You can never go wrong