I like apple pie
And you like banoffee
We both love shopping for furniture
And meeting for coffee
We pretend we're into art galleries
'Cause it makes us feel clever
We're both in our element when we're on our knees
Whatever the weather
Chorus
I could be your fag hag
And you could be my gay
I'll never make you feel sad
When you come out to play
(Repeat)
We don't give a fuck
What people are thinking
I know you'll always look out for me
When we go out drinking
I can ask you things I can't ask anyone
And you'll give me direction
Apart from me, you're the only other person I know
Who reads the travel section
Chorus
Be my gay
Chorus
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Thanks to auritagirl for these lyricsAnd you like banoffee
We both love shopping for furniture
And meeting for coffee
We pretend we're into art galleries
'Cause it makes us feel clever
We're both in our element when we're on our knees
Whatever the weather
Chorus
I could be your fag hag
And you could be my gay
I'll never make you feel sad
When you come out to play
(Repeat)
We don't give a fuck
What people are thinking
I know you'll always look out for me
When we go out drinking
I can ask you things I can't ask anyone
And you'll give me direction
Apart from me, you're the only other person I know
Who reads the travel section
Chorus
Be my gay
Chorus
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