Do you think, everything, everyone, is going mental?
It seems to me we're spiraling out of control and it's inevitable
Now don't you think, this time is yours, this time is mine, it's temperamental

It seems to me, we're on all fours, crawling on our knees someone help us please.

Oh Jesus Christ almighty, do I feel alright? No, not slightly.

I wanna get a flat I know I can afford it
It's just the bureaucrats that won't give me a mortgage.
It's very funny 'cause I've got your $#&@in' money

And I'm never gonna get it just 'cause of my bad credit
Oh well, I guess I mustn't grumble
I suppose it's just the way the cookie crumbles


Oh yes, I'm fine, everything's just wonderful, I'm having the time of my life.


Don't you want something else, something new, than what we've got here,
And don't you feel, it's all the same, some sick game and it's so insincere
I wish I could change the ways of the world, make it a nice place

Until' that day, I guess we stay, doin' what we do, screwin' who we screw

Why can't I sleep at night? Don't say it's gonna be alright.

I want to be able to eat spaghetti bolognese and not feel bad about it for days and days and days
All the magazines, they talk about weight loss, if I buy those jeans I could look like Kate Moss
I know it's not the life that I chose, but I guess it's just the way that things go


Oh yes, I'm fine, everything's just wonderful, I'm having the time of my life
Oh yes, I'm fine, everything's just wonderful, I'm having the time of my life


Oh Jesus Christ almighty, do I feel alright? No, not slightly.
I wanna get a flat I know I can afford it

It's just the bureaucrats that won't give me a mortgage.
It's very funny 'cause I've got your $#&@in' money
And I'm never gonna get it just 'cause of my bad credit

Oh well, I guess I mustn't grumble
I suppose it's just the way the cookie crumbles
I guess it's just the way that things go