Chorus

And y'aint even want it wit da boy

Cuz the way I'm livin life, is a mutha$#&@in joy

On some grown man BI

I could have been a girl
Or any ethnicity up in the world


but I'm rollin with the top back
I ain't gotta worry where the cops at
I ain't gotta wear a $#&@ing bra strap


Me and the crew
Are really doing everything that we like to

Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude

Verse 1


%#@!, im living good up in this (*##$
dicky rollin round the city, blowin good up in that wip

I aint black or Dominican, not Hispanic or Indian
So imprisonment is not a predicament, I envision


For a white boy
Hollatcha mutha$#&@in kike, boy
Higher than a mutha$#&@in kite, it's iight boi


They ain't suspicious of jews
Ill show contrition it's cool

Slap on the wrist, get ma daddy to choose
One of them top lawyers dat be rollin round in his crew
I'm eating chop soy and bowlin on a carnival cruise


Das what I do kid
Happy that my name aint stupid

Dave coulda been Daquan wit a few kids

But now I'm farting, overeating at meals,

If ain't I gotta theme party, Ion't be at goodwill
I'm dentist paying, tennis playing, smellin on some cabernet
And I aint gay but if I was, everything would be okay, look...


I know I'm being condescending in ma rhymes
But ma premium channels mean tyler perry's never live

getting tickets, they sick, I sit at the eagle
where I'm eating when I'm high's where they eat at to survive (food chainssss)


Chorus

And y'aint even want it wit da boy

Cuz the way I'm livin life, is a mutha$#&@in joy

On some grown man BI

I could have been a girl
Or any ethnicity up in the world


but I'm rollin with the top back
I ain't gotta worry where the cops at
I ain't gotta wear a $#&@ing bra strap


Me and the crew
Are really doing everything that we like to

Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude

Verse 2


Yeah. It's little DI in this (*##$ ho
Happy that I'm white, but relieved I aint a chick yo

I never wake up and have to cake on ma make up
Or straighten hair, I aint given a damn


I'm wearing whatever I wanna in this mutha$#&@a
They up in heels
And tummy tuckin, theyon't grub except for takin them pills, foreal...


And ion't bleach %#@!
Ion't gotta eat dick
I aint bleeding up out ma ^&@#$
Smoking the weed, ion't fall asleep because I'm cheefing

In disagreements, i participate without weeping
And when I'm freaking, I'm getting daps, high fives, and all that
Ma rep goin up, and at best, ho a !@#%

So what up

Ya boy cut up
But eat butter
and I ain't gotta speak to ma mother...to still love her
And I been getting better looking with age
But a guy can get who he deserves wit a horrible face


Seal interlude

I go on dates, and never have to worry bout getting raped
And I watch a game and never have to worry bout how it's played

And I meet a babe and never have to act deliriously fake

And if impregnate I can pack a back and be on my way, but good luck girl!

Chorus


And y'aint even want it wit da boy
Cuz the way I'm livin life, is a mutha$#&@in joy

On some grown man BI
I could have been a girl
Or any ethnicity up in the world


but I'm rollin with the top back
I ain't gotta worry where the cops at
I ain't gotta wear a $#&@ing bra strap

Me and the crew
Are really doing everything that we like to
Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude


Outro (arguably the best part, stick around for it)