Verse 1

Blowin something sticky word to pre-cum dicks

Im wit ma team in this (*##$, and we all getting lit
I mean the weed hella loud, like a teenage chick
And we been smoking for a minute, yeah we blowin on that ganja


And now I'm huffin and puffin, I'm choking on that bong
And the dope im on is bomb I'm smoking that Vietcong


Getting real high
Watching funny videos of bill nye

Tell me that this jam isn't still fly --

Bill nye theme song


now im getting hungry than a mutha$#&@a
put some chicken nuggets in the oven at 400

whered I put that honey mustard
lookin all around the cupboard for that mutha$#&@a
until I discovered a custard, I covered wit butter from last week.


How long do them thangs keep?
Guess I better ask jeeves

go get ma computer but im staring at the damn screen

Damn D, you forgetting what ya task be

The puff puff pass, gotcha gassed
Now ya man is $#&@ed...


Chorus

And i was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff

but I think im way too high

and I aint wanna come off like a (*##$, so I took another hit

but I think ma brains too fried

and yeah im $#&@in faded but I hate it

im praying that I make it
afraid im goin to dieeeee


I'm too blazed, it's too late
to save Dicky from this $#&@in place, cuz he too high


Verse 2

now im freakin out up in this (*##$

cant control it and ma homies passin round another spliff
so I bolted to the BR
Consulted with the mirror


Lil Dicky please step up, you pathetic
Cuz the weed in you beating you

then all a sudden im on the toilet beating ma ^&@#$ blue
but I aint###min because as im imagining $#&@ing something


that pretty girl im humping
becoming my $#&@in cousin, or mother or brother
or some other $#&@ing disgusting person


ma brain is bein strange, cuz im high as a plane
I aint deranged, im just saying it's a violent strain

So I go back to the back where they packing up cigars
Dipping snacks, kicking back, staring at some Avatars


Then I flipped, took a decade and a half to make that %#@!
Yet they couldn't put a second and a half up in that script


How the $#&@ a human being wanna $#&@ a
Blueish green 7' 3'' tail having $$# thing
Man im high as $#&@kkk


Chorus


And i was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff
but I think im way too high

and I aint wanna come off like a (*##$, so I took another hit
but I think ma brains too fried


and yeah im $#&@in faded but I hate it
im praying that I make it
afraid im goin to dieeeee


I'm too blazed, it's too late
to save Dicky from this $#&@in place, cuz he too high

verse 3


rock hard @@#!, cuz im watching katy perry
in her video the whole world's made of candy

damn...I aint even got no candy
so now at the $#&@ing c store


where ya man be torn than a ma$#&@a
peanut eminems or a twix
cant commit, so I count the benefits on ma hands

!@#$ now im weary of the man -- yeah the cashier

homeland, !#@$r!

s-s-s-so damn tweaked I cant even cross the motha$#&@in street
gotta wait until that mutha$#&@a's green

now im back up at the crib, and im laughin at giraffes long necks
gotta %#@!, but the path to the bathroom is complex

crafted a long text, took about an hour
took a scary shower, now im sitting naked on the ground

man im $#&@ed up. I'm bout to call ma mom up and tell her what's up.
This sucks im high as $#&@.

Chorus


And i was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff
but I think im way too high

and I aint wanna come off like a (*##$, so I took another hit
but I think ma brains too fried


and yeah im $#&@in faded but I hate it
im praying that I make it
afraid im goin to dieeeee

I'm too blazed, it's too late
to save Dicky from this $#&@in place, cuz he too high


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