Everywhere I look I always see
people who are crazier than me.



Gadzooks!
Gadzooks!

You're all such crazy kooks!
A bunch of flaky flukes.
You're giving me the spooks.



Everyone's gone funny in the head.

I went outside and this is what I said...



I said:

Egad!

Egad!
I think you've all gone mad!
Gone nuts at least a tad.

It's really kind of sad.



How can people so bizarre exist?
(How can people so bizarre exist?)
They should go to a psychiatrist.

(They should go right now.)



By Jove!
By Jove!
You've formed a crazy drove,

and on the streets you rove!
It's something that I loave...


...loathe.



Gorblimey!
Gorblimey!
The situation's getting slimy!

And I am just so stymied!
I can't think of a rhymie.



Gee Willikers!
Gee Willikers!

You're all mentally illikers!
No, this is not a drillikers!
Okay, this is getting sillikers.



Odds-bodkins!

Odds-bodkins!
Don't know what that means.



Gadzooks!
Gadzooks!

You're all such crazy kooky kooks