I just got off of work at 5


Drivin' that old van I drive

Overalls and dirty boots


But Uncle Bill needed a funeral suit




So when I walked in that fancy store


Well they looked at me like I was poor


But a wad of hundred dollar bills caused a stir

It went from “don't take checks” to “right away, yes sir!”





Upper middle class white trash

My pockets can't hold all my cash


'Cause one day I stopped to pee


Got some gas and won the lottery




Now I'm investin' in my neighborhood


My friends and family, they're all livin' pretty good!

My trailer park's full of Cadillacs


And upper middle class white trash




Well I got my homeboy Chris a brand new shop


For all those cars on cinder blocks


And cousin Charlie, well he thinks it's cool

To keep a large mouth bass in his new swimmin' pool





I had a birthday party for mama last night

In her ninety and a half foot triple-wide


You ain't seen nothin' if you ain't seen


NASCAR on a sixty inch plasma screen




Upper middle class white trash


My pockets can't hold all my cash

'Cause one day I stopped to pee


Got some gas and won the lottery




Now I'm investin' in my neighborhood


My friends and family, they're all livin' pretty good!


My trailer park's full of Cadillacs

And upper middle class white trash




We're buyin' chicken wings by the bucket!

We can't eat 'em all, we just say 'chuck it'


All the Miller Light you can handle

A hundred and fifty-seven movie channels




Upper middle class white trash

Our pockets can't hold all our cash


'Cause one day I just had to pee

Got some gas and won the lottery




Now I'm investin' in my neighborhood

My friends and family, they're all livin' pretty dag gum good!

My trailer park's full of Cadillacs

And upper middle class white trash




So pop a top, sit back and relax

All you upper middle class white trash


Ha ha ha

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