Featuring: Jackie Wilson

[Spoken:]

'Think Twice Version X'

[Spoken:]

(start runnin) start runnin' 1, 2, 1, 2,

[LaVern:]

I said, you better think twice, Jackie (think)
Before you call me a dirty !@^%
I've got news for you little boy

Don't $#&@ wit me no mo'

So, you better be nice

You better take my advice
Oh, you dirty !@$(, think twice
Ooh, a-think twice


[Jackie:]
Girl

Now, what yo mannish boys get you? (cheater)
Yeah, I had just about enough of yo %#@!
I wanna take it, e-e-eazy, yeah

You dirty son-of-a-(*##$

I'm gonna walk on out the do', yeah

Ain't gonna kiss yo $$# no mo'
Bye, bye, ho'
$#&@ her, road ho'

A-ho-ho-!@^%

[LaVern:]

Now, listen to me, honey
I give you all reefers, all the cocaine
And you still $#&@in' up, you understand that?


[Jackie (spoken):]
Ya always wuppin' up yo' dress down

Like, look Jackie
[LaVern:]
That's alright, just lick it

You know how to do that don't ya?

[Jackie:]

I don't want no mo' of yo' reefer
[LaVern:]
You know how to eat ice cream?

[Jackie:]
Hide yo' #~!!@
[LaVern:]

You eat ice cream?
[Jackie:]
Never, no, not that kind

[LaVern:]
Chocolate, chocolate, just lick it
Alright, alright yeah

[Jackie:]
The road ho', yeah


[LaVern:]
Listen to me, Jackie, (Yeah!)
Befo' you jump up with yo' fleas

I've got news for you little boy
[Jackie:] What's that?
There ain't another, a-cunt like me

So, you better be nice
[Jackie:] High ridin' ho
And keep your funky lice

Ooh, baby think twice
[LaVern:]
Yes, you dirty !@$(

A-baby think twice
Ooh, honey


[Jackie:]
I heard Max sorry !@^%, say
[LaVern:] What'd he say?
'LaVerne is a dirty, (*##$ black whale'
She changed my hair it's turnin gray


And Phil is a queer, yeah
[LaVern:] No messin?
[Jackie:] He's a stone queer from outta here
All over

Hey-hey-hey, dizzy!