It's been a long time since I came around
Been building up a bunker underneath the ground
I'm hiding from J Woww's new scary face lift


Space is gettin' frisky with Planet X
I found out that Sarah Palin is a lizard with specs

The "Dance Moms" teacher tried to dance and caused a polar shift

I said, look around it won't be long

Till the lizards land a space ship right on top of your lawn

So just sit back down and just don't prepare

I'll be ready with my tin foil for the solar flares

There's something something about her face

Something when you connect the dots, you find a message from an alien race
Just another sign of the end, but you just keep on rolling your eyes
It's time that you wake up and see the signs


A few years back, the mayans let you know
That the sky would rain white powder, wait that's Lilo's blow

Guidos running rabid and guidettes too

Nostradamus he foresaw the birth scene in Breaking Dawn

It was just a sign of what's to come with Snooki's spawn
Now don't get the apocalyptic blues


I said sit back down, it won't be long
Till Kim Kardashian leaks another disastrous song


Don't ask for mercy, no don't you beg
Oh no! The city's been attacked by Angelina's leg


There's something, something about Tom Cruise
(He's got intergalactic connections)
He's gotta know something that we all don't, I mean the man wears platform shoes


It's clear now all the orange spray tans
Are a sign we're all gonna fry

But then The Kardashians should be
Enough proof the end is nigh


The end is nigh!
Baby!
We're all gonna fry!


The end is nigh!
And we're all gonna fry!