Take a bong toke...

I love rippin' outta bongs it gets me so so high

When I take a big toke 'looks like my eyes start to cry
Tears start to swell up when I take a huge hit
Of that bong biggie bong diggity dank dank %#@!

Johnny Richter don't quit out the one two three
Take so many bong hits you might run out of weed
Thought you was $#&@ing with a rookie but I'm really a king

I was just out playing hooky having fun with my team
Well now I'm back with a plan to get the whole world united
The plan's called bong tokes first you pack it then light it

Then you pass it to a friend and keep on paying it forward
Until we all live as one to form a weed world order


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Take a bong toke...
Where's the weed at?...


It's time to put the chronic in the chamber
The bong water needs a little change up

I throw a fast ball right down the strike zone
And split the bat up to stick in the glass bowl
Mountain Spring always goes down the freshest

Before we spark it up D-Loc you must inspect it
Dirty water's like a sin to a christian
You want heaven but you never gonna get in

The high priest baptizes and purifies
The canni-bus now we're all getting herbalized
Pass the lighter spark the holy chalice

The Mavericks ain't the same since Steve Nash left Dallas
Sprinkle on the keef yeah adds a nice topping
We getting' baked like hash cakes there's no stopping

The water's bubbling my vision starts doubling
The smoke's rising fast I pull the stem it comes rushing in


[CHORUS]

Yo

Liar liar pants on fire...
Liar liar...
Hey naw

Liar liar pants on fire ain't nobody getting no higher
!#@* THAT where's my lighter
Sick of all you lyin' typers

We getting higher higher smoking on a vaporizer
Eyes red blazed up smoked out I'm tired as $#&@
We got that supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

The type of weed that leave you breathless and flow less
So take a toke
And another

And another
And another...
Tell your mother

Oh no!

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