WE LIKE TALKIN' DIRTY
WE SMOKE AND WE DRINK
WE'RE KMFDM AND ALL OTHER BANDS STINK


OUR MUSIC IS SAMPLED
TOTALLY FAKE

IT'S DONE BY MACHINES 'COZ THEY DON'T MAKE MISTAKES

WE DON'T HAVE NO LYRICS

OUR MESSAGE IS NIL
WE HATE ALL DJ'S
THEY'RE MAKIN' US ILL


WHATEVER WE TELL 'YA
IS MEANT TO BE CRAP

WE HATE ALL MUSIC AND ESPECIALLY RAP

WE DON'T LIKE

WE HATE DEPECHE MODE
WE DON'T CARE FOR MADONNA OR KYLIE MINOGUE


OUR RECORDS HAVE STICKERS WITH A WARNING FROM TIPPER
'COZ THEY'RE NO GOOD FOR KIDS
IF WE'D GET HER WE'D STRIP HER


KMFDM FORWARD THE ULTIMATE SOUND
AND A MESSAGE FROM SATAN

IF YOU TURN IT AROUND

YOU MIGHT THINK WE'RE STUPID

BUT WE'RE WAY ABOVE IT
WE DON'T GIVE A !#@(
AND THE KIDS JUST LOVE IT


WE WOULDN'T SELL TO A MAJOR FOR A COUPLE OF BUCKS
NO DOUBT ABOUT IT KMFDM SUCKS