Yep
I've been on the cover of the Rolling Stone
I met the president when I was half stoned

I been so high I've gotten confused
I been beat down, broke and used
Mother$#&@er

I drank with hank, talked blues with Billy
Rocked with Run sang with shotgun Willy
Went from small time philly to big time Bobby

From 3 day old chili to saki with wosabi

I'm home hey I'm home

You never met a mother$#&@er quite like me
Not like me, dida dada like me, hey like me


No more bein' poured drink specials at winners
Or being ignored by the think straight sinners
I used to smoke pinners while my moms made dinner

Now I smoke bombs and rock with Lynyrd skynyrd
No beginners here I'm a seasoned vet
Educated on jazz by my man Amed

Heard again my friend I been the world n back
But I'm Michigan boy can you feel that


And I'm home
You never met a mother$#&@er quite like me
Not like me, God damn like me, hey hey like me


Never thought I'd go as far in life as this
Never made par and I could give 2 %#@!s

Never wanted sell cars cause my dad was a dick
Never wanted a guitar 'till I heard a lick like this


And from the depths of dixie to my northern spots
You know its time to rock when ole glory drops


I pimp through town with the top laid back
Black hat, fine blonde, cold pabst in my lap
I'll adapt

To any and all situations
Thats why the call me the pimp of the nation
Hey (*##$ you best believe I live in the woods not your world of

greed
Might, a little weed might a little yeah
I'm so proud to be living in the USA


You've never met a mother$#&@er quite like me
Hey hey like me, da di da da stay like me, hey hey hey like me


You aint ever met and you aint never going meet
You never met a ,never met a ,never never never never met a

Mother$#&@er quite like me
You aint never met a mother like me
Hey you aint never never never never never met someone like me


(Hey hey)
Never met like me,

(Hey hey)
(Hey dude hey)
Never met a mother like me

(Come on, hey)
And you never, and never gonna never gonna meeeeeet
(Hey come on already)

You never meeeeeeeet
(stop)
What?

(Dude, theres more to life that just you)
hahaha