Never thought about the other side, oh no
It was always lets go try to pull some hoes
And I pulled 'em like a tow-truck

Since I was a young buck
Guaranteed the hoes always got $#&@ed
With a one-two and all that good %#@!

I never flipped or tripped or got #~!!@ whipped
Cause I'm K-K-K-K Kid Rock mother$#&@er
You wanna piece of me

You're just another sucker
But oh well you don't bother me none
Cause me and your girl have lots of fun

You know the one that looks like a model
Sucks on my nuts like a baby on a milk bottle
Not cause I make her, I wouldn't make her

But cause I mack her right, she loves me all night

With a one-two and all that good %#@!

With a one-two I take another sip
With a one-two and I'll rock this party
With a one-two ya better ask somebody


Get down girl and read my mind
And you'll see that it's focused on your behind

You gotta lotta class and don't mind me askin
But can I go up in your fat $$#
And just pump, pump, pump

What's next? check your money
It's scum and its time to jet
You bet she'll be into it more

On the bed the steps and the kitchen floor
You like the way the K-I-
Did it like I said I

Would, could, should I do it good
In your neighborhood
On your $#&@in block

Cause I'm the coooool the Kid Rock
Kid Rock, Kid Kid Rock, Kid Kid Rock, Kid Rock, Kid Rock
Make it nasty


Hoes talk the same %#@!
Ya dress like a slob

But (*##$es still give a good blow-job
Up come my drawers and it's goodbye
The Kid Rock's just got to fly Cause it's 1-9-9-0

Time to $#&@ hoes
But before ya goin put Jimmy in a lambskin
And we could bump all night you bet

So get set to jet and go get wet
Come on outta your girdle and slacks
And I'll shine that booty like turtle wax


With a one-two and all that good %#@!
With a one-two I take another sip

With a one-two and I'll rock this party
With a one-two ya better ask somebody
(*##$