Smokin any thing that I can fit in a pipe
slammin bottles of tussin and going fishing for pike
Never uptight my high won't permit it

my problem's life but I don't sweat it, just live it
And I'm not your average rapper
got the same birth date as Thomas Crapper

So (*##$ better watch your back
cuz I push more power than a Marshall stack
Never the wack but oh so pesky

some say I can't flow but muther $#&@er don't test me
And if you arrest me you dumb cop
I'll find your daughter and I'll give her this @@#!

Kid Rock's my mother $#&@in name
(*##$ u know me so pass the O.E.
And don't talk about takin me out

cuz I got your girl and I'm makin her shout
Just like a piano I'm really grand
and I got more riffs than Steely Dan

Some friends call me fly
but most just call me when they wanna get high
It ain't the disco Cisco Kid muther $#&@er

it's the outlasting shotgun-blasting
dick-swingin' #~!!@ lickin' punk
little skinny muther $#&@er and I'm not no hunk

But I got more rhymes than a cornfield stalks
and I turn more tricks than Tony Hawk
Walk with a limp cuz I pimp like a pro

and if ya dis me punk I'll $#&@ your ho
And though you think I'm nothing more than a young punk
I'm like a hound dog chasin a chipmunk

I move quick like a cheetah
and it ain't %#@! to me to just beat a
M.C. down who looks like a dick

jumpin 'round like a !@$* on a pogo stick
Yo rock, What's up stop being a jerk
and just "Give 'em an example of how a D.J. works"

Cuz it's blackjack and I got two aces
been many places seen many faces
and everywhere I go people wanna jive

so I keep my fingers on my .45
So don't cross my dusty path
or I'll put my foot up in crusty $$#

Don't front ho pass the jay
then hear me M.C. and watch me D.J.
to the beat y'all and I won't stop

and I'ma rock this %#@! till your eardrums pop
Everybody's tryin' to get a piece of the pie
but I don't let bull%#@! spoil my high