Im drunk again
Exscuse the hiccup
The redneck originator

Rollin in my pick up
Truck jacked up with the 4 gold shocks
And where i come from

Mud flaps come in stock

People kid rock it

Up and down the block
And the hens all flock to the coup
With the @@#!

You wanna rock with me baby
Row it down to the swamp
Dock your boat

We'll do the hillbilly stomp
We'll do the hillbilly stomp


I like stuckies, truckers and big mesh hats
I like large round women in loundromats
I like to wander jack

Like a backwoods thug
And watch the moonshine through
The bottom of a jug

Huggin and kissin, with my vision all blurry
Siftin through this world of worry
Hurry up with love

Please God bless
I dont do drugs anymore
Or any less

Ididnt start this mess on this planet
Stop lookin at me like a bandit
Ivebeen chillin

Down at the swamp
With the folks that want
To do the hillbilly stomp

Do it
We'll do the hillbilly stomp


Now people wanna know how to do this dance
Lift your legs in the air like you wet your pants
Plant your hands on the top of your butt

And stomp around the woods
Like your all $#&@ed up
Circle up the trucks

Fire up the brush
Utuck your shirt
Were gonna kick some dust

Dont two plus two it
Or three plus three it
Four by four to a place thats scenic

Heat it up like some hot ham hocks cookin
And hop to the spot where
Where the cops arent lookin

Bring your whole flock
Down to the stomp
And we can rock all night doing

The hillbilly stomp
Do it
The hillbilly stomp

The hillbilly stomp