Oh I'm just tryin' to make it to the beauty
salon
Get out of my way I gotta get my nails done

Gonna get my eye brows threaded then
then I'll get
a funky skunky stripe put on my head


Oh Peeka-peeka-boo where did I come from?
Looks like he gave birth to me from his skunk bum


Hey fellas could you stop the bike up at the light
l think I'm feelin' motorcycle sick


You're not as cute
As these other two

So let's just move you there
Now mince about, and act as though you're having fun


He only gives us one
Direction
Now run from the waaaaaaaaaaaave.

I need more Hair Spraaaaaaaaay

This wanker is a

Sad old man
He's got us dressed like
Old man bands

Can we take a breaaaaaaaak
No bloody waaaaaay
Now put on your swimsuits


LIAM
Aw C'mon. We're quite pasty.


We've yet to develop muscles


Oooh This one director won't ever let us leave
You can leave as soon as you hit puberty
Come on mate, its cold in here look over here

Harry's crying frozen tears

He's dead


Well they tell us we're like Elvis back when he was a kid
I hope we don't die on the toilet like he did

Someone let me off the ride, I'm dying inside
This is the worlds smallest violin


Let's have you twoooo
Remove those sailor suits
and dress like prostitutes, yeah


The saddest part is we're not getting
Paid that much

They never even buy us lunch
And that's not faaaaaaaaair
How is my HAAAAAIR?


Now put on these $$#less chaps
I bought them at the $$#less Gap

Let's do 50 Shaaaaaaades
of Graaaaay
and let him hit you


Here's a tissue
I just tricked you

I made you sniff glue
Now let me fist you
Ha ha ha ha I'm just kidding

Just checking if you were listening
Let's go hillbiilly hand fishing
Now let's do the ending from Broke

Back Mountain

I think I'm starting to have fun

Try to make him staaaaay
and that's when you say
I wish I could quit you