Dog-tired
Yeah, I'm wired
Uptight-er than an a-string

About to break

Tail-draggin'

A little ragged
Hangin' by a thread
That's startin' to fray


Just in case there might be
Little ears around

I won't say it
I'll just spell it out


I feel like pound-sign, question mark
Star, exclamation point
Don't give a blank

And a whole lot of other

Choice words I can't say

Today I feel like
Pound-sign, question mark
Star, exclamation point


Hung-over
A lot closer

To ringin' death's door
Than I was yesterday


Head-achin'
Hand-shakin'
Badly in need

Of a shower and shave

Yeah, I know I'm lookin'

A little rough
The least I can do
Is clean my language up


I feel like pound-sign, question mark
Star, exclamation point

Don't give a blank
And a whole lot of other


Choice words I can't say
Today I feel like
Pound-sign, question mark

Star, exclamation point

I think I partied

A little too hard last night
Let's see here now
How do I put this right?


I feel like pound-sign, question mark
Star, exclamation point

Don't give a blank
And a whole lot of other


Choice words I can't say
Today I feel like
Pound-sign, question mark

Star, exclamation point

Don't give a blank

And a whole lot of other
Choice words I can't say
Today I feel like


Pound-sign, question mark
Star, exclamation point

Percentage sign, at symbol
Back-slash, squiggle-thing


Pound-sign, question mark
Star, exclamation point