I need to go shopping
These shoes are all wrong
Just look in my closet

Not a thing to put on
I wonder how these jeans make me look from behind
Things that never cross a man's mind


Lets turn off the tv
Now can't we just talk

Lets lay here and cuddle
Til we both drift off
If we don't make love

That'll be just fine
Things that never cross a man's mind


That joke is too dirty
This steak is too thick
Ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it

That car is too fast
This beer is too cold
And watchin all this football is sure getting old

Wish I was workin this weekend
Not on the lake reelin my line
Things that never cross a man's mind


Here lips are too red
Her skirt is too tight

Her legs are too long
And her heels are too high
Boy, she looks like the marryin kind

Things that never cross a man's mind

That joke is too dirty

This steak is too thick
Ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it
That car is too fast

This beer is too cold
And watchin all this football is sure getting old
Wish I was workin this weekend

Not on the lake reelin my line
Things that never cross a man's mind


I feel a little bloated
I think I'm fixin to starve
That movie was good except for the violent parts

Brad Pitt is sexy
Why did he change his hair
I knew him and Jenny never had a prayer

These curtains clash with the carpet
The color scheme is a crime
Things that never cross a man's mind

Things that never cross a man's mind